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drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

twerkforcats:

i always had my head wrapped around the idea of getting into a wonderful university and getting a good job and getting married and having a family and being able to support them but for some reason now all i want to do is travel and eat new foods and meet new people and get a tan and buy a one way ticket and not come home

"I wish I was beautiful or at least wise, but I’m simply mad and violent."
Courtney Love (via violenced)

extremingly:

there’s nothing more awkward than showing someone something you found hilariously funny only to have them not laugh or smile…at all..

slayboybunny:

everything is a competition unless I’m losing and then fuck off not everything has to be a competition asshole

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